An Event of Some Kind · Summer 2026
Earth's Foremost Quadrennial Foot-to-Ball Goblet Acquisition Event
48 nation-shaped entities. 104 entirely lawful ball-kicking exhibitions. 16 generically named large buildings across the United Regions of North Ameriball. One (1) extremely large goblet.
*Not actually a trademark. The Globlet is not affiliated with, endorsed by, licensed by, or even on speaking terms with any Fédération Internationale de Anything. Any resemblance to a certain beloved quadrennial cup-themed tournament is purely coincidental and, frankly, slanderous. All footballs depicted are emotional-support spheres. No goblets were harmed. We don't even like sports. (We love sports. Please don't sue.)